
Nostalgia
The Graduation Speech I Didn’t Hear
I don’t remember what my commencement speaker said 34 years ago. Here’s what he should have said.
“I Have Some Thoughts About That …”

I don’t remember what my commencement speaker said 34 years ago. Here’s what he should have said.

Basements are all fun and games—until the sewer backs up.

I’m having a bit of a crisis. They stopped making my deodorant.

What is it about a novelty vehicle that so captivates us? I went to find out.